• idunnololz@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

    be me
    balls deep in milf
    guy catches me
    drags me out of bed by my foot
    cuts my dick with a knife
    couldn’t walk for 2 years
    0 yo

    • PatFusty@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that

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      10 months ago

      In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born

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      10 months ago

      Just for good meassure I’ve searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it’s an acronym. Most definitions just say ‘attractive older woman’.