• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Like the time I thought I had to fart so I relaxed my sphincter a bit and hear someone behind me asking for tree-fiddy?

    It was about this time I realized that the little fart was actually a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era.

    It was the god damned Loch Ness Monster!