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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.

cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/18602528

It’s a bit old but the shape and the city name were so funny that I couldn’t not post it XD

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