Definitely Glock Ness Monster

  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    You’re looking at it all wrong. It’s like having an 8-man highly coordinated platoon with a brilliant commander and amphibious capabilities.

    Glockodile ain’t got shit.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      3 months ago

      Yeah, but tentacles can’t see. They’re firing blind based on instructions only.

      I suppose it’s still possible an octopus can convey an exact distant angle to a tentacle, even though that’s not an evolutionarily relevant task. Clearly, the only reasonable way to settle this is to steal an octopus from an aquarium, and force it to do dot torture drills on a paid subscriber stream.

      • dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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        3 months ago

        Yeah, but tentacles can’t see. They’re firing blind based on instructions only.

        Since when did spray and pray stop being a valid tactic?!