For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.
For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.
Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one
“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.
I don’t think the step- relations are to hide incest. I think it’s a lazy way to create situations where two people are alone together. Otherwise you’d have to go to tired tropes like pizza delivery, or visiting plumber, etc.
I’m at 17, no lie.
Took me a minute that he wasn’t talking about an actor pretending to be dead, so I was confused at first.
A lot fewer people could move to Wyoming and give the Dems 2 more senators.
Their idea of a “tech worker” is an angel investor
In the early 90s I bought a second hand IKEA twin bed. It has survived a transatlantic move and is still around.
They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.
Zeno. The name is Zeno.
Keep in mind that “and benefits” is doing so much work here, it should get its own union rep.
Kanopy. You log in with your library card number, and you get 4 free movies and other media each month.
Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.
Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them
I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.