AmidFuror

People were thinner in the 1930s. We should figure out what their secret was and copy it.

I had the opposite experience. I got fat while eating nothing but stone soup! We just put in some onions and celery for flavor, and potatoes for bulk. Add some bacon and a ham hock, and melt in cream cheese to thicken it.

Because they’re eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what’s happening in our country, and it’s a shame.

So the electors were paid to vote for a specific candidate by monied interests, and it happened to be the candidate who won the plurality of votes in every state? That’s a remarkable coincidence.

Lemmites

I’ve got a great story about this one, but I will have to write it up in a couple of hours.

They should adopt our free enterprise tariffs coming shortly.

We need to arm good people with knives so they can stop the bad people with knives.

Yeah, I was trying to use satire to mock the both sides people. I figured saying Harris supports white supremacy would be so fringe no one would believe I was serious.

I wasn’t trolling to rile people up. Or at least not people other than those who see no major difference between the parties.

I remember the Trump Experiment from 8 years ago.

Paleo Alto?

I thought bOtH sIdEs were the same. I guess maybe they are not after all.

Harris would probably have nominated a white supremacist too, so we were doomed either way.

Looks like a way to paint your beliefs as the good ones, and if you have to enforce them on everyone else for their own good, so be it.

How much cheese do you have???

Meh.

Your wife and young son, plus a sturdy axe.

My dick didn’t grow.

See? Both sides are the same.

They don’t have borders, so eventually they will come to the US.