Pre-war refers to anything built before the ²nd Time War of 2208. If you want more information give me a few weeks and we can talk about it more last week.

Mine is “GetOffMyLAN”. Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to “GetOffMyLan69”. I’m not even mad.

In the realm of unsafe looking links: this is the link that all others shall be judged by.

Now I wanna rewatch that Tom Cruise movie…

Well yeah, the fantasy part is that you’d make enough money to actually do it, heh.

Anyone else yearn to live in a fantasy setting where they could get a plane like this and go from airfield to airfield living as a traveling trader?

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The only minority I’m ignoring is you if you are one because you’re a fucking idiot.

When you have to take Olympic sized leaps to make your argument sound better you have to know you done fucked up.

No greater joy than shopping in a heavily religious neighborhood on a Sunday.

I mean, zats were so stupid they were practically written out of the show.

Why are you so interested, what are you up to? ANSWER US!

I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!

So you’re NOT going to immediately touch yourself carnally?

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Teach us your ways, sensei.

Fro a quick glance this article is almost entirely from anonymous sources, one of the few exceptions seems to be… a Russian news agency, so I’m gonna go ahead and take this with a grain of salt.

Can we please deport him to Canada?

Wow, they’re using Artificial Intelligence to do the same thing predictive analytics has been doing for over 50 years, what a time to be alive!

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.