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The dude gets new underwear every Christmas, you try to get him to stop rolling around in the briar patch
The dude gets new underwear every Christmas, you try to get him to stop rolling around in the briar patch
Microsoft has more holes than my dad’s underwear lately
Yeah, we know, we see their shitty politically charged propaganda every day
You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck
Dude always looks like they poisoned him 10 years ago and give him the antidote everyday as long as he shows up to play Command and Conquer: Red Alert. (Hint: he’s always getting his ass kicked)
Jeez people, next you’re going to tell me the whole Jesus story is just a fucking rehash of other stories that already existed
Dude looks like he could double tap your nuts clean off before he’s even had his morning coffee
I’ve seen enough 80s action movies to know, if they piss him off, he’s gonna wipe out their whole flotilla.
Is that you, Sam?
I said not normally, meaning yes I do (and just did), but in this case I do not feel bad because Sam Altman plainly sucks ass and deserves to cry for his numerous blights on humanity.
What is the point you’re making?
I wouldn’t normally make fun of someone’s looks, but this guy is a boat anchor on humanity. There’s enough cheek there for three orangutans
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Imagine having the ability to reshape the world, to impact thousands upon thousands of lives for the better, to make the Earth a better place than it was before you, to leave a lasting history that people will say your name a hundred years from now and feel inspired that they might be able to do something in a small way that you accomplished across all of humanity. But instead you actively choose to steer your life in the complete opposite direction and be a literal sack of shit named Elon.
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I believe you are thinking in terms of a Turing-machine-like computer. I don’t think it’s possible today to “suspend” the bits in a quantum computer. I also don’t think it’s possible to know if the simulation could be paused (or even “added to” without losing its initial state).
I’ve had better luck after enabling the systemd nvidia-suspend.service (only for Nvidia cards, obviously).
Sneezes in K-141 Kursk
First, you need to separate power hungry crypto from AI, one provides a real benefit while the other is a useless fiat that can be accomplished without dumping gigawatts down the drain. If you want to trade crypto that’s fine, just don’t use a vulgar amount of society’s power to do it.
Laden with ads and an algorithm to keep you watching as long as possible. A decade ago you could look something up on YouTube and find a quick video and be done. Now even the most basic answer is a ten minute video, which is required for monetization.
Get off of YouTube, it’s junk.
Yeah, what was I thinking suggesting people try to improve themselves 🤷
We got click-baited into reading about Microsoft doing shady shit with their browser default settings (again, no less!), but that part wasn’t even mentioned in the article.