That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.
Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.
This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.
“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”
I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.
Conway’s Law in action.
Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.
Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”
Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”
Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”
At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.
Like a virgin, hey
Watching my concerts for the very first time
One is more Pampered than the other.
Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.
Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman
Y’all need no Jesus
Illegal Aliens!
Build that forest moon shield, build that forest moon shield!
David Cop-a-feel
JSON and the Argonaut RISC processors
Ray TraSON
“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”
I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.
Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.
Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.
Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”
Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”
Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”
I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.
Edit: missing word
D(on) and D(off)
Ford lawyer: “If the fuel injectors don’t fit then you must acquit.”
Judge: “Um, not sure that helps your case here.”
Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.