Fuck, it’s a good strategy

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

Shot by either kids on scooter, or an off duty cop

Bots are pretty nice for football updates

God damned Derrick was clever