I was hoping someone would drop this quote, god I love MASH.

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

I have the same case, so naturally it’s an excellent choice you made

Well fucking said. Smoke noodles rarely have room for curiosity, which is where new things often come from.

Edit: Not sure how smarmy know-it-alls became that, but I’m not changing it now

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

I use simplelogin.io

Aww I loved that book when we read it in school

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

Absolutely required viewing, especially in this day and age

Imagine Beethoven refusing to release his catalog of works because people might stop listening to newer music. Gg capitalism.

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

“why are people not buying our games? Please only give answers where we are not at fault and admit no wrongdoing”

Ahh Carsil

Same, I specifically paid for premium to do my part in ensuring they don’t need VC funding :(