It’s ok to punch Nazis
It’s ok to punch Nazis
Not that accent
Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.
Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”
Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head
No! I am the leaker!
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food
Hey man, that’s damn hurtful
He does, and also, didn’t we get you already?
In my defense, I was really stoned at the time
Yea! #STOPBOTHATE
Hey, I work really hard at promoting democracy overseas
This is patrick
OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!
“Imagine”