He needs to do some finger stretches… cause it looks like he needs to log back in 5 more times.

“hop up here on the table so I can scan that ass”

After the Mormons stormed a private newspaper and smashed the presses for printing bad press about them. And raised a militia… And tried to use said militia to break Joseph Smith out of jail. There’s two sides to that story. The states side is preserved in law. The Mormons weren’t just sitting around reading their Bibles.

I don’t agree with the law lasting as long as it did. But that story is basically a who’s who miserable religious fundamentalist who fucked off and founded Utah.

Edit - I was wrong. Smith was killed in Illinois. I’d encourage you to read up on it. It’s a crazy story.

Right? Besides, we’ll be welcomed as heros who financed the victors!

WOAH! HOLD ON! Are you suggesting the share holders should be happy with less?? Who’s gonna buy the yachts?

I’m not an Apple fan by any by any means, but what a junk article! “Apple may reduce the clock speed of the processor”? C’mon! They do plenty of shitty things to dislike them for already. We don’t need to reach for hypotheticals…

I think it speaks volumes for how stagnant phone innovation has become when their marketing campaign is centered on the metal the frame is made out of.

That sent me down a wiki rabbit hole. The poor man’s body was a tourist attraction… and someone stole his leg!