Well, fucking shit man.

Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.

Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.

Lunch is paid.

Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus

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I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

I think you have too uhhhh… Download the drivers from the internet

Boof, biff, pow!

Thank you for the giggle, SatansMaggotyCumFart

This is the best

Imperonomes lol

Insulated down to -9.4db

Hi I’m a fucking idiot, how can you beat cancer if there is no cure for it yet?

I thought there was a cure but I guess not a very good one since some people don’t make it

Edit: Thank you for the answers, that really cleared it up for me, and I understand cancer a bit better now.

Just gonna play devils advocate and say they both involve entering without permission…

I’m 6’2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could’ve very well been about me

So I guess what I’m trying to say is, he’s either the fattest man you’ve ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women

It’s okay though I met my gf IRL and she’s just as scatter brained and awkward as me.

And here my dumb ass was thinking legume was a fancy word for nut

TIL peanuts don’t grow from a tree lol

Yeah, and with the style of the few albums I do have on vinyl, the vinyl rexord sound kinda goes with the sound of their subgenre so I do enjoy the vinyl listening experience there, and they do sound different than on Spotify.

But when I own my own copy of an album, I want to remove it from Spotify and have my own copy of it on my own device. So if I’m just doing it to be able to listen to music that I paid for on vinyl on my phone when I’m not home in front of the turntable, then that’s good enough.

I notice now, some new vinyls on Bandcamp come with digital download, which is cool, but not if I bought it at a show.

Shiiiiit, okay I like that setup. My computer is connected to my tv which has ARC to th receiver, so I could totally do that too

TIL, thanks for pointing out the thing about quality. The table I’ve currently got sounds pretty nice (for never really having used anything else), so maybe I’ll check out ones with USB and at least keep it around for copying!

“I’m gonna touch these high voltage wires because I’M HOMER SIM-”…

Haha nice, that’s an area of music collection as a hobby that I’ve never explored., and I can really appreciate that level of dedicstion. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll see if I can even find my type of metal on there