I think of it as being (sorta) similar to spraying and wiping down a dirty countertop. The spray alone isn’t going to get it fully clean, but it makes the wipe about a thousand times more effective at finishing the job.

I do feel for the 19 year old who was rightfully terrified of the thing but went on because his dad wanted to bond

Don’t worry, they’ll be pasted on a farm upstate.

Yeah, it really looks like a case of “the first layer of administrative safety control failed, and another layer kicked in to prevent a dangerous scenario.”

Welcome to 2024 where we announce the possibility of an upcoming announcement.

If someone’s using the reasoning of drunk drivers to rationalize their behavior, that’s not a great sign.

Even more braindead than that, they file it under “bad thing that happened during biden presidency”

John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

I’m here for toaster oven supremacy. I like seeing the thing i’m heating

a link to a report of a report of a claim

Cooking, yeah

Learned to cook. I’m fortunate enough that my field remained busy enough for me to have job security throughout, and used the extra time to pick up a creative hobby

This is the human way.

<thing> is not behaving the way I want it to? Fuck with it until it does.

Also an asexual male - thank you for representing, it really is appreciated

I feel where you’re coming from, and on the other side of that I think labels can do a lot of good. There’s a lot of relief and comfort that comes when someone who might otherwise have thought themself broken discovering that there are more out there like them. Finding a label that resonates can get them there. I’m speaking from firsthand experience.

Rivals of aether tournament tonight (online)

Another rivals of aether tournament tomorrow night (in person)

Casual plans with friends on saturday

Finishing up a short Lancer game on Sunday

This is genuinely very clever and I’m amazed that the teacher came to the conclusion that this person didn’t prepare anything

People: build an algorithm to generate text that sounds like a person wrote it by finding patterns in text written by people

Algorithm: outputs text that sounds like a person wrote it

Holyfuck its self aware guys

I don’t even care enough to pirate shows any more. I’m just content with missing out

Pizza is a very fatty, often greasy food, and acidic taste balances out greasiness in the mouth