Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What did the lettuce say to the celery?English
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5 months ago‘Fine’ said the Celery, ‘let’s end this here and now’ as he drew his Scimitar.
‘Fine’ said the Celery, ‘let’s end this here and now’ as he drew his Scimitar.
Nostalgia’s never as good as it used to be.
Eyes on the prize man.
When i emigrated i had to work through a visa situation at a job where the owner/ boss was a massive dick. Eyes on the fucking prize got me through it and now it’s a distant memory and I’m in a much better place.
Crikey! Oid better stick me thumb in it!
“So i went and Ducked it”
Eh? Eh?