We’re a what?

“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

That’s fucking sick (positive)

All my friend’s parents smoked when I was younger, but mine didn’t so I always associated the smell of cigarettes with meeting my friends. I absolutely hate the smell today, but I still get a flash of nostalgia when I smell cigarette smoke.

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

5 fimm, bróðir

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment… Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Not any word I know about. Chameleons are named Kamelljón (Camel + lion) but that’s just because it sounds like the English word. As far as I know, “kamel” is just loaned directly from other languages.

In Iceland we say both Kameldýr which is similar to the rest of Europe, and Úlfaldi which seems more in line with the Indo-Iranian branch.

I can stop hiccups at will. Whenever I get a hiccup, I just stop.

I thought everyone could do this and always wondered why people complained about having to pop their ears

It stands for Mark

Roasted corn with mashed potatoes