Bojangles

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

“Damn, Supreme Leader wasn’t lying. Compared to this, North Korea is truly the greatest country in the world”

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Ok Jack, I’m gonna need some explanation for this meme

Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She’s referring to the “dirty bomb” that she dropped in a Nando’s bathroom in London 2014

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

This has to be the most creative “hidden Saddam” meme I’ve seen today

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Putin should’ve thought twice about invading Cloud City