• 1 Post
  • 8 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
cake
Cake day: July 7th, 2023

help-circle
  • I’m fairly certain that “Turn the freakin’ frogs gay” is a side effect of cell towers. If you open the main compartment on a tower, it’s just three buttons labeled:

    1. Cancer - default setting
    2. COVID - 2020 ‘Hard Mode’ feature
    3. Rainbows - Gary in R&D was fired since this option made everyone gay (frogs too)

    I’ll point out that since most people stopped getting COVID boosters that the second option doesn’t do much anymore. We all know the boosters had extra microchips since they naturally degrade in our systems over time.

    It’s worth noting that you can also use the terminal to download all the data captured by your local “birds”.

    Also, as much as I shouldn’t need to put this… /s


  • This.

    I love to cook, it’s something that brings me joy to see myself create delicious meals and feed my family. But my God, after a long day of work and then getting my kid from daycare, only to come home and have to figure out what I can make and then do it is just too much. I’d rather focus my attention on playing with my kid, and coming down from the day, than spending all my time in the kitchen. I’ll make my kid food and then order something for my wife and I afterwards.

    We shouldn’t be punished with cold food just because DoorDash/Uber/Skip won’t pay their drivers properly. I can’t always drop 18% (somehow the norm where I live) on top of their already baked in delivery fee, and service fee. Also, tipping as far as I’m concerned is an after-the-fact action. If you exceed your job I’ll tip you, but delivering my food warm and on-time is your job… Why tip when I consistently have late deliveries anyways. I can always pay a premium to get my food first, but that’s just another fee.

    There’s no winning here