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11·2 days agoWho hurt you so much?
No need to tell a random dude what he should or shouldn’t do. :p
Where did I mention toxicity or a fatal dose of THC?
Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.
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18·19 days agoIn this new wave of memes, people tend to confuse music genres. We should call the police on them.
17·1 month agoOK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.
6·2 months agoThere are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.
translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687
There were many arsonists who were actually firefighters:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefighter_arson
Those indeed came back to the scene.
2·2 months agoI could bend myself to say it is robotkinds greates invention.
I refuse to shop at those places.
Also, then this: https://dormi.zone/comment/6560360
In case you weren’t joking:
Look at the bottom part of it. You can insert it into the coin “slot” to unlock the cart and pull it out right after.
No more losing a tiny little plastic chip or searching for the right coin - especially if you prefer to pay without cash.
(Also, I do return my carts.)
Flawed. Here, you must insert a coin (or if you have it, a token with the shape of the coin) that will only be returned after you put the cart in the correct place.
I present you mankinds greatest invention:
It’s sad that even panel 2 looks better than my drawings.
111·2 months agoWhich are paid by … guess
This joke is about, how dog owners don’t speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.
Mary: “Hey Sam, how about we go take a …”
Sam: “Pssshhht, don’t say it!”
Mary: “Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on”