Not a great analogy considering Vaping is infinitely healtheri than Smoking, but… yeah… they need to go to Mastodon.

Smart people don’t work for the bad guys for free Jack.

Crash? Doesn’t it have to be moving at all to crash?

Based

I want the end of the world too, but it’s because I don’t wanna survive the apocalypse, we are not the same.

Haha… I’m depressed.

That’s sadly almost every '24 Trump Voter I’ve ever spoken to.

Ya know… if I thought someone was literally Hitler, the last thing I’m gonna fucking do is help them literally have control of… everything.

Tankies who didn’t vote for Harris: We did it! We saved Palestine!

With Musk what he’d see as wasteful is… anything that isn’t his fucking kickbacks or programs that make his ex-wife start returning his calls.

Bluesky? What even is that? Mastodon all the way

Actually they made a new department of “Government Oversight” for him…

Which sounds scummy, but it’s basically ju8st a department that looks for places to cut the budget and reduce waste… not a bad idea, except it’s Right Wingers running it so “Food” would be an example of frivolous spending and “Planes that don’t fly” would be what they’re looking to keep the cash flowing on

Naw, that was Starlink hacking the voting machines

I imagine I die and I become one of those movie ghosts that can literally do anything and start remaking the world in my image.

Israel is the best fucking recruitment tool antisemitism has.

Fuck Zionism, Fuck Empires

Reminds me of when I worked at Wal-Mart and everyone was horrified at the idea of getting raises because it meant prices would go up…

Based

If Biden had any sense he’d order Seal Team Six to “Have a chat” with the people in Mar-A-Lago and say "Supreme Court ruling says it’s an official act, so, eh… what can you do. Anyway for my next trick, I hearby officially order all

But the “High Road” is not to abuse that court ruling…

When the sane action is weaponize it against both The Supreme Court and Trump and then have it repealed.

“When they go low, we go high.” is the most dangerous thing a President ever said, and it was Obama, not Trump.

These are the people who cannot differentiate the thoughts in their head with the Will of God.

But at the end of the day, they don’t worship God, they only worship themselves.

Remember, when Republicans say there are only two genders they are in fact correct.

There’s Male and “Political”

Indeed, he isn’t going to kill anyone, he has people to do that for him.

Those people? The National Guard