I’d put both in my ass.

I read that as parents at first.

Show me your hair.

Grrr this response is angry grrr

Data.

The glasses store

And by job I mean my penis.

Yes, its that easy when you get all that for free to start your business with.

Hey remember 9/11?

Holy shit

They have not seen the light

If you’re going to be a James Bond villain you need a name. I suggest the mind goblin

This ends on the news.

The what?

I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s why he named it Satan 2.

It’s a cube but for grandma’s.

I was.

Politicos

99% of voters can’t figure this out. Can you?