I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.

I thought the whole point was not to bang?

I also hate it when people on the Internet don’t cater directly to my tastes. Thank you for standing up for people like us rather than simply scrolling by.

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.

All that performance enhancing Geritol.

as usual everyone having guns isn’t like makeing the place more safe.

If anything it’s more like injecting an unknown number of dangerous wildcards into an already dangerous situation.

Genuine question, how accurate are Tazers? If the partner was in a headlock, was there any risk of tazering the wrong person while the gum was more accurate?

Speaking independently of the story- Not very by comparison to firearms. Something like 50% less accurate. There’s also the issue that tasers will not always incapacitate someone. That’s a gamble if someone has a weapon and the range to use it.

Part of the rationale in using a firearm is the need to body someone before they can use a weapon where non lethal methods are just not as effective.

Of course, when you investigate yourself you will always find that you used your firearm in the appropriate situational context.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

You don’t use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?

Fuck’s sake, heathens.

You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he’s left out.