In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn’t his whole role to advocate for the common man?

I’m sure he felt very clever.

10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel… off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Oh, fucking gross. I love it, is there more?

… I reluctantly accept your offer.

No it’s more likely that my emotionally and financially abusive car stealing, gaslighting, steal-money-out-of-my-wallet-while-I’m-sleeping parent just didn’t want to be held accountable for her shitty “parenting.” Also the multiple expert evaluations that say I’m not diagnosably autistic. But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people’s mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER

PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can’t oppress me!

etc.

YO, my mom did this to me! In fact I figured a lot of this shit out when I found r/raisedbynarcissists. I saw a lot of people there claimed to be on the spectrum which I thought was pretty weird. So I follow the rabbit hole and I learn about PTSD, CPTSD and I start seeing a therapist about it. Turns out she just didn’t want to be responsible for fucking up her kid.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

I love it-- Maybe it can be memed into existence!

About half were wiped out by flu, measles, and chicken pox when contact was made in the 80s.

Can we just extend it in the other direction? Like from Oct 31 to Dec 24?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

You mean like when divorced parents agree not to fight around their child? I don’t see what could go wrong.

Then you’re on the right track.

I’m tellin’ all y’all…

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?