I hate that I don’t have an argument against this.

“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”

“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”

Kind of the opposite, actually, lol.

I hunted it down online to wear at a convention. I cosplayed Holland and had the shirt on beneath my track jacket and yellow scarf.

It warms my heart whenever I see Eureka Seven brought up.

Now I gotta dig out my Gekkostate t-shirt…

As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.

Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.

God, I miss the Report.

Dude, c’mon guys…

Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?

I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.

I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.

Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…

(#4)

WELL, I DON’T NEED SAFETY GLOVES, BECAUSE I’M HOMER SIMP–

Funny, I seem to remember this design dropping in 2015…

Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…

Y’know, pair this thing with some fluorescent neon lights and you got some solid vaporwave vibes there. 😎

I always had a fondness for the Gumby: Robot Rumpus short.

Whatever happens, happens…

This. This is the one.

(Long live Ace Rimmer.)