if I recall correctly, one of Melbourne’s major outbreaks was because one of the quarantine security guards was fucking a quarantined patient

Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with

it’s my birthday today. statistically 3 or 4 idiot Russians were killed today on their birthday too. fuck em

alien isolation is still too scary for me to finish. and it’s not even just the xenomorph that keeps me away, the synthetics are nightmare fuel

robin hood prince of thieves

saw it today. I have to admit when “nostalgia” is used in most movies I roll my eyes and cringe, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have an internal freakout as the cameos hit the screen. holy crap that was nostalgia done DAMN well.

great meta jokes, average plot, average action but as for enjoyment? 10/10. So good to come out of a movie happy and wanting to talk about it, in a good way

and I got to cry over the ending of Logan again

my brother thinks we live inside the earth and the sky is a projection. not even kidding

the internet in a nutshell

pretty much this. she had the targaryn gene and it was always going to be her destiny to succumb to the madness. they did a pretty good job for most of the show showing her explicitly overcoming it but then it was like fuck that get angry and be evil in the space of a few episodes

Test 587: test indicates likely probability that gravity exists, like all previous tests. Conclusion: more data points needed, schedule a new round of 500 more identical tests over the next year

I’m only enough to remember the game cube was known as Project Dolphin before it was officially revealed. I like the name stuck for this project

wow that is almost word for word what it wrote back to me too

I just asked it about this and it denied it. Then I said Meta acknowledged it and you are lying and it apologised and said it did use copywrite material without permission. Fuck I hate AI

Lucy. I know a lot of people didn’t like the ending, but the whole movie was utterly shocking I thought after she took the brain drug or whatever it was

I would do a lot more camping and cycling mostly. really give the bass a red hot shot. tackle my pile of plastic shame

convert it to $1 and $2 coins. get the best super glue I can for $12

buy a $1 bag of popcorn (go pop it at home)

glue the remaining $2 coin to the path somewhere visible and near a bench so I can watch.

sit, with popcorn, and watch people try to pick up the glued $2 coin for as long as I feel entertained

she’s not bad but there are better science/astronomy channels. I watch Anton Petrov religiously, I don’t think he even does sponsors

this is literally what mobile phones do in North Korea

I’ve (recently) stopped shaving entirely, but I use my trimmers to to a quick hackjob on the area I used to manually shave. so my facial hair care routine is about 5 minutes every 2 weeks or so, plus maybe 5 minutes a month to buzz my head. can’t believe I used to spend that much time every couple of days to look like shit. now I still look like shit but have a few more minutes

I’m lazy and can’t be fucked shaving regularly