But they aren’t repairable now because you keep setting your fucking wrenches on top of them

Thanks for the write up!

Wait, this game finally has linux support? I’ve been waiting so long.

All my homies hate children. - unity devs

We have more in common than everyone wants to believe.

But of course that doesn’t make headlines.

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

This is why we all need to shop local. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been to Walmart

First time trying RSS, giving it a shot. Thanks!

Yes everything is about nazis. Love when people cry wolf.

Also we didn’t see the entertainment outlet link the first time.

They’re talking windows in general

This goes for both chrome and bing: If a service is free, you are the product.

Hot take: corporatism and infotainment. You control money and information, you control the world.

Name checks out, this is the way

Our sedvior!

Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

Make fridge doors not close automatically.

Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

Year month day, take it or leave it

What sort of effects would that have? I imagine stuff like surface tension wouldn’t exist anymore.

Oh also microwaves wouldn’t work.

Hey, no more taxes, I’m in.

Crohns and colitis say hi

You do realise that the potassium alone in your body is more radioactive than that water, right?

You are literally more radioactive.

This isn’t even worth a story.

Not gonna lie, I was expecting far worse by now

The KDE Konnect Kult: Where acronyms shouldn’t be used.