Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: “That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse

I think they assume you want to make the internet only accessible at the library, instead of making it free at the library while still available elsewhere

BTW in Germany there is free internet in public buildings and transport

Ok, but it is really fucked up how transparent voting seems to be for you guys in the US:

How do you know who didn’t vote?

				We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up. 			

How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?

				We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up! 			

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

				Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid. 			

The Logan Act (1 Stat. 613, 18 U.S.C. § 953, enacted January 30, 1799) is a United States federal law that criminalizes the negotiation of a dispute between the United States and a foreign government by an unauthorized American citizen. The intent behind the Act is to prevent unauthorized negotiations from undermining the government’s position.[2] The Act was passed following George Logan’s unauthorized negotiations with France in 1798, and was signed into law by President John Adams on January 30, 1799. The Act was amended in 1994, changing the penalty for violation from “fined $5,000” to “fined under this title”; this appears to be the only amendment to the Act.[2] Violation of the Logan Act is a felony, punishable with imprisonment for up to three years.

Just put it on the crime pile

Dogs can definitely smell your anxiety

https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2024-07-22/dogs-can-smell-your-stress-and-make-choices-based-on-it

Rudolph the rednosed reindeer

It is bad to be different as long as it is not economically exploitable

If it tried to take the gold, it might have encountered the same fate as the humans before

Plot twist, neither cared about the table number

One went to the first table produced, the other to the first table placed

I have the concept of prove

Ok, but was he too evil or too nice?

I am in this picture and don’t like it

Currently my thesis

Liked the game a lot back on the wii

Officially, they use the metric system, but because of the close contact with the US, many things are measured in imperial units

Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian

I mean, I am pretty sure after 23 years in guantanamo, they would admit to killing jfk and Franz Ferdinand as well

I actually like it

Yes, but proven to be bought by the Saudis and alleged to be blackmailed by Russia just does not seem to be the topic voters care about