Furries have stuff coming from their back ends (tail), femboys stuff their back ends (they are tail)

My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word “salsa” from extinction

Great, you went to college, not medical school. If someone graduated with a bachelor’s degree in anatomy and physiology, they took more medical related classes than you, but still no one would say they went to “medical school.” It’s deliberately misleading and insulting to the people who actually spend over a decade becoming fully-licensed physicians. Not that dissimilar to stolen valor, frankly. Phlebotomists, nurses, etc all take medical classes and actually go on to treat patients medically, but still no one would say they went to medical school. You do a difficult and important job and you have every right to be proud of it, but you have nowhere near the level of medical knowledge or training of someone who went to medical school.

Mortuary school is an associate or bachelor level degree. Morticians do not go to medical school

Does slack count?

Nah I just checked yesterday and it wasn’t there. Maybe it’s on vacation

Hmm, what of rolls? Ciabatta, Kaiser rolls? Even croissants? By this definition it seems they’d be burgers, since rolls are cut in half. But then my roast beef sandwich is a lying, cold, sad burger

“ding” “DING DING DING DING” ~Donald Salamanca

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD

And they both win

Wow what a poser. I bet she doesn’t even know when Levi Strauss was born, despite clearly wearing jeans

If a pack of cigarettes is opened in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make that rhythmic slapping sound as they get tamped down?

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

If you look at the bottom it says once the device is paid off they can no longer access/change settings

The answer is obviously 2 pairs of pants with a bare horsey midriff

*wiith

In addition to the other answers, theft is a particularly bad look if you work at any bank, the place people trust to hold their money safely.

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc