That’s the trade off for a larynx capable of speech

I’d think that the smart ones will desert as soon as they can

Aha, I lose. I was literally about to comment “urge? He’s the damn president, he should be doing more than urging them to look at it!” until you made me realise it wasn’t the Georgia that has to listen to him

As does having a livable planet for the rest of us, and being able to exist as anything other than a rich white straight-in-public guy in the US. How so much has ended up in the hands of an orange nazi dementia patient in a first world country is pretty astounding

Might as well accept it, as however you cut it you’ll eventually come to realise that there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Not sure if it’s exactly what you mean, but the YouTube channel Project Kamp is a bunch of folks who’ve bought some land in Portugal to experiment with sustainable living.

They have a website, in which they house “research modules” which are basically open forums for ideas about what to do and how to do it. https://projectkamp.com/

WHERE’S MY GOD-DAMN HOVERBOARD?!

I always do this. My gym has push-button showers, and I always do it there too. However, yesterday, my stupid brain thought “but what if you elbowed the button while towelling off?” Never done that before, but somehow did it almost immediately after I thought that, soaked my towel. Cheers brain.

Nah, mine was the 1800. Can’t really blame the router either, or solar has a weird issue for a while where power flicked on and off repeatedly, and something about that cleaned its clock

Coffee

Disappointed not to find a guillotine emoji in my phone for this

I’ve had Mullvad running on a Gli Flint router, and it was perfect until some weird power-cycling issues bricked the router… pita.

Because it’s better than adding it per-device?

And I’ll be fucked if I can get them right first time round half the time!

How the hell should I know, I’m not a rocket surgeon

Fuming

Im not mad about this current one.

It took me a second to understand that. I thought that you meant that the thing with the eels was a pretty typical sentence in English

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I’d like to see one of these for the UK tax system