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Ummmm they’re already wearing airsoft plate carriers stuffed with phone books.

Higher education tripled my income, so that seemed to work, and I dont have to do anything but sit in an office 40 hours a week.

I walked 2 miles from work in a college town when it was -20F in shorts. I’ll be damned if I willingly ever wear pants.

Ain’t nobody hate Muslims more than Muslims.

Sounds about as simple as a German car.

womp womp

That is a rando and doesn’t excuse it in the least.

Good. Fuck the idiot racists that voted against their own interests.

Oh no, stop, please.

You can come to a liberal state and enjoy a government run that will fight the injustice.

I mean, silver lining, more dead republican babies.

Ooohhh sorry, school has been outlawed.

Nah, get up in them guts for hygiene sake.

Everyone single part on a plane has to be certified and from a certified supplier that goes through a stupid process to be certified.

I’ve lucked out and tracking to retire at 60 but my grandfather has been retired about as long as I’ve been alive (55).

Yeah but their entire retirement is based on it!

Fuck you Jimmy Pesto

Basically, FEV.

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

“Am I ugly?” (Link to butthole pics on Onlyfans)

“Too the moon with this new crypto scam!!!”