Vanilla: Straight out of the box, normal vanilla. You can add sprinkles, and it’s still vanilla.
French Vanilla: Technically not vanilla anymore, it’s named after the French way of making ice cream. But it’s close enough. When you give someone french vanilla ice cream and say it’s vanilla, they won’t get mad.
Chocolate: This is not vanilla. It is chocolate. Clearly different.
Rocky Road: Oh fuck, we added too many mods and now it’s crashing constantly.
Nestle: “Write that down, write that down!”