There’s not one artistic profession on that list aside from photography.

I swear to God, if you are fucking with me I will find you somehow. I have a very specific set of skills, and they mostly pertaining to cooking, building, and drawing things, but they are skills nonetheless!

I knew about just pressing S, but I have also done this more than I care to admit.

Wait, so Trump was actually serious about this, and not just baiting him for election support? Like, seriously?

But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.

And yet they’ve all failed to kill the orange despot.

In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

I understand, because it’s so dependent on the person. I wouldn’t get in a car with my mother, for instance, if she got stoned. But I’m a huge stoner, and I do it every day.

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

…what? Obviously. It’s for turbulence, which is common. This comic is a joke, but not how it’s intended to be.

No idea what that is, but probably not. Pretty much just stuff from the Discover thing. The biggest thing is Blender, also from the Discover.