Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

Holy shit this is too real.

“All of the colossal problems facing society will still be charging forward unimpeded, but at least you can feel good about it!”

Because when you press save, it saves the gimp project. It makes sense, because you’re working on a project in gimp, and that project has to be converted to a different format for use as an image.

It’s like expecting MS Word to print the page when you click save.

I mean that is basically what people’s UI complaints usually boil down to: things are in different places than where I’m used to.

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

You can only steal investor money if you’re already rich and the investment is coming from the government.

For every story of a person being given a raise, there a million stories of a person fighting for a raise and being denied.

Even the union jobs those others guys are talking about, you know what the raises are in our new contract? Five cents for the equivalent of three years of full time work.

Don’t be fooled by the echo chamber of cushy office jobs that is so prevalent on Lemmy. You hear about these things because almost nobody else here has to work these shitty jobs like we do.

Don’t give the landlords any ideas.

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So today we’re going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I’m doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it’s something that you need to know. So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you’re in the right place! We’re talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes … [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

🫏

The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

Is he drinking out of a sippy cup?

I believe that’s a Calvin and Hobbes reference.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

Like English?

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The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

This is a contributor post, not a Forbes official article.

I read here recently that the rich people who pay attention to Forbes for investment information avoid all Forbes contributor content and focus only official article from Forbes staff.

I don’t know how true that is, but if you believe it then until a forbes staffer writes about it in an official capacity, it hasn’t actually hit Forbes.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.