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Cake day: June 2nd, 2023

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  • Narrator : A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

    Woman on Plane : Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

    Narrator : You wouldn’t believe.

    Woman on Plane : Which car company do you work for?

    Narrator : A major one.

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  • They also were shocked at how little I actually got each month, because they assumed you were supposed to get a lot more money.

    You get something like $300 a month maximum, and that is if you are making $0 anywhere else. As soon as you get any type of income it plummets to $50, which is hardly even worth the hoops they make you jump through.