The sound (and image) of a potato rotating in a microwave.

A few weeks later:

Sony: Piracy is killing the industry! We need tougher legislation!

Fun fact! This temple is home to several depictions of the Egyptian creation myth.

However, the way they are drawn, makes it look like giant lightbulbs. This led to the popular conspiracy theory that the temple was built using electrical lighting, despite no evidence having been found.

Yes. The whole thing is a sham, deliberately. They’re trying tomqake an impeachment seem ridiculous and frivolous, to make the impeachment against Trump seem like a non-issue.

Remember, these are modern-day politicians. They’re no longer interested in the truth. Only optics.

He’s down a solid 35%!

“Really? So you shit with the toilet door open?”

Tequila by The Champs.

Not with that attitude

What he meant by that was “holy shitballs I gotta stop drinking”

Dude had serious issues. Try reading his Dark Tower series - you can pinpoint at which book he got sober, because the story starts to make sense.

Jim Jefferies’ childhood friend brothel story will always crack me up.