Everyone time you pick your nose there’s three people remote viewing you.

So have the millennials who were breast fed.

2 hours is enough to watch No Country for Old Men.

RIP my blue Rio cd player.

It’s definitely plausible. I’m not sure exactly what sort of system they use in Russia, but I’d guess truckers the world over are frequently sent to new places with vague instructions to follow once you’re there.

I’m not fired, I quit!

Printers improved too.

Saw this one snag a fish

Libre le France

Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn’t exit your life just the once.

Heck, you’re lucky if you catch them entering back in before they’ve made another exit.

Also, paper records. They don’t last.

There is a nuclear waste dump in PA that the Army has been cleaning up. When they started the initial cleanup they were surprised to find more buried than what they had on record.

Turns out some of the old paper records literally fell apart. Combine that with just how need to know the US was about everything nuclear, some radioactive waste happened to fall through the cracks.

Calvin and Hobbes warned us

The parasitic hell everyone lived through back then I’ll gladly take today.

Good thing this isn’t a country that came about because a bunch of rich white dudes got tired of being taxed and started a revolution.

I mean Bezos has pretty much turned the Washington Post into his own sock puppet. People just aren’t as up in arms about it because he’s not behaving like an outright Nazi.

I find it’s easier to regulate heat from the bottom zipper most of the time. Also if you have any belted gear or just need to grab something in your pockets it’s easier than a full unzip. Or if you’re a guy and you’re taking a piss.

Or you can grab the corners, wrap them up over your elbows and pretend you can fly.

Their official stance has long been Elon is Tesla. Fuck them.

Cheap drone about to take out more expensive drone.

Play this

In light of the Dalai’s earlier pronouncement that his successor would be female, the administration has promised him immortality.