I just want my side sliding keyboard…

Sounds like IOI in the rp1 movie

“We can take up to 80% of the visual field BEFORE inducing seizures” ~ Nolan Sorento

I only have Comcast as I have no other choice and I’d rather peel off my finger nails than give them any other business

Literally me and cox communication

still allows access to settings

Oh thank goodness

Not hemp tycoon!

Not to mention the usd is based on oil trades …

Nothing like war profiteering

I don’t think they are

Salem witch trials…

Oboeshoes gaming

"I’m gonna boss up ‘blank’ "

Sir, this is Lemmy

In a world with two brothers…

Have you seen congress? We don’t do that here…

Reminds me of a saying “never let a good crisis go to waste”

Can we just have a pee bathroom and a poop bathroom?

The guardian better be careful, Elon might sue them for calling him out

Any one turn the “m” upside down in “mars”

I prefer “site formerly know as twitter” most

What’s a “nuclear threat”? Sounds like “I didn’t really mean it bro”