The survivors called it Pepe Day.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

Watched it a few months ago, still a great movie.

The fucking time machine sequence at the end, oh my God.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

I mean at least it’s flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass…

What’s wrong with men’s phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me…

Right? Plus it’s an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain’t seeing it either!

I’m thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I’m counting that weird one from the 70’s as the half.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.