Why don’t they sponsor those migrants then?

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

I worked as a projectionist when Dark City was coming out and I put that trailer on every single movie that it was applicable to be on. Just so I could watch it 10-20 times a day.

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Democrats already proved this when Hillary was running.

Is your stance then that Republican presidents don’t support Israel?

Now I want to watch The Jackal (1997) again so I can enjoy Jack Black in this role.

More like that it was on in the first place.

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Man, 5%? That’s it?

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

Sounds like he’d be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture

Or this ASL of Rap God

https://youtu.be/0iDAkEpCmBs

Apple also intentionally made the green bubble contrast worse so that iPhone users would have eyestrain when conversing with non-iPhone users.

Time to make OpenASci?

/rimshot

Only to find that PETA has already stolen the dog and euthanized it, “To end its suffering.”

I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out that Abbot is friends with people who are financially invested in these bus companies.

Can I have… some sugar… water?

I’d have to say American Exceptionalism at its finest when it comes to sports is the World Series.

Strings (2004) movie. It’s a trope-ish fantasy movie, but all of the characters are marionettes. The strings go up to the heavens and are taken into consideration with things like architecture having no roofs, and gates are arches that rise up out of the ground to prevent travel beneath them. Someone gets injured by the string on their arm getting cut, and their arm flops around lifelessly afterwards.