ARGH Why did you have to remind me that Tom Scott is still missing from Youtube!

POPTARTS are Calzones. Calzones are Pizzas. Pizzas are Open-Face Sandwiches!

I biked to school and walked over a train bridge to do it in the 2nd grade, 1992.

I’m surprised Ukraine and Russia didn’t get together at the start of the war to decide who was skins and who was shirts so they knew what team was what. Would have been easier for the NKs to remember which white person was the bad one.

You own the figure in the game, but don’t delude yourself into thinking you actually own this game. We reserve the right to remove your access to your property at our own discretion

I was real excited for this game but once it came out, it doesn’t seem to deliver on any of the things I was hyped about

Look at Mr Privileged over here

Colonial Nebraska

Do you try cooking the oats, or just cold soak?

Oat milk in coffee is delightful. I find almond milk a bit too “non-present” I can’t think of a better word

Is that The Loveland Frogman?

Someone should point out to most of the right wingers that FEMA is socialism

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

Aren’t you worried about accidentally blocking information about Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration?

My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

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