That’s how “Return of the Living Dead” ended. Spoiler: it didn’t work out well.

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I’m not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

Ignore the downvoter. I got your joke.

I liked the Arby’s pizza bites from 20 years ago as well.

Great success!

This is all a conspiracy by big Font.

…anyway

Oh no, he isn’t dead yet. Shia surprise!

The article says Pentagon. Not White House.

Mooney related?

Beans would probably make Waluigi’s buttplug talk.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers did the sock thing while playing on stage in front of an audience back in the early '90s.

Darn. I have to boycott Gamestop? Just in time for the holidays.

I have no idea if this is true, but I’d be impressed if you just made it up.