Canadians have garbage cans. USians have trash cans. Just the way it is…

Well look at the size of her frickin lawn. She must have to mow 24x7. Eventually a hawk was bound to drop a snake on her. It was just a matter of time.

The question is which direction is it facing?

Does this mean if I spend 6 months as a lemmy lurker you will nuke my account?

As the spouse of a singing teacher… Take lessons from a trained professional (someone that has a degree in vocal pedagogy and / or vocal performance) and practice regularly. Don’t expect to be amazing overnight. It may take years of lessons and daily practicing to just get to a level where people don’t cringe when you try to sing something.

Looks like someone has been reading the book of Ecclesiastes!