Thumb-Key for a couple years. Handing phone to a relative when they request to look something up and seeing their puzzled stare has been the best part.

An update borked my eufi setup last year, good riddance, Microsoft.

Father Apple protects us from all wickedness , including autonomy and any choice unconsidered by Him, mhm.

Too ambiguous- bottoms are kings.

… for being mentally ill and throwing his bible in the trash. Glad they ain’t seen what I’ve been doin in my hotel room to every bible I’ve come across, mhm.

…yet the maga cult exists in swarms, obeying the loudest orangutang with the mightiest cholesterol.

Trying to hang Pence ought to be a strong contender.