I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I’m super hyped for, however.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they’d get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

Not everybody, according to some of the comments in this very post.

You have more in common with those soldiers than you do with the warpigs pulling the strings that led them to their deaths.

“Hey, let’s go eat the rich, soldier!”

-Karlach from my daydreams

True! And what a way to find out you’re into pegging.

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?