Bot: “I’d like to thank Reuters, and The Associated Press, and that’s my time!”

I use this very phrase as a response to poor customer service/poor behavior in general on a far too regular basis.

Not if his house still has that candy room.

Memories of something he had long forgotten.

Pockets.

“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.” - Cookie Monster

Good! The first series was unexpectedly great.

Konami fucked up by mistreating Hideo. Glad the actual talent working there has more sense about them.

Toy’s R Us is, interestingly, still huge in Asia Pacific. In Japan, Babies R Us rivals other major childcare suppliers.

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Yup.

23-19!

23-19!

Roz: “…I’ll get the shampoo and the fire hose…”

Anyone is capable of being violent with enough provocation in the heat of the moment. It’s the people who are willing to be violent while calm and having had time to think about it that are truly dangerous.

What do you mean “of course”? If I had to guess the game in question, I would have said CounterStrike or Call of Duty.

That’s what it means to specialize.

You can detect a forklift before most other people can.

I grew up seeing all those Flash games on Newgrounds. Some were good, most were baaaaad!

The mini is less prone to failure as the original, but I’ve heard a lot of people say that the sound is not that good.

Don’t threaten me with a cleaner environment.

“Happy Arbor Day.”

Playing out the same way as the HomePod. Over engineered and expensive, doesn’t sell as well as they thought it would, R&D halts and reboots the product line with something much cheaper and easier to make.

Instead of Apple Vision Pro 2, expect an ‘Air’ model.

slaps own cheek

NAW!!

Or rock music, or Dungeon & Dragons, or Anime… same shit, different generation. They are kings of scapegoats.