Well where the fuck do you think we live? America. Ain’t nobody getting that shit here.
Well where the fuck do you think we live? America. Ain’t nobody getting that shit here.
Iroquois Pliskin!?
Probably lol.
That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.
‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.
DU FROMAGE* YOU HEATHEN.
Even the ones that do have kids in similar age groups.
Shit, sick kids, sorry.
Shit, their mom has them this weekend.
Shit, they just met the new neighbor girl and we not ruining this.
Or the far more often.
Shit, I barely have the energy to shit in the toilet let alone do something. Imma just keep browsing Lemmy and playing the same old games that aren’t with my friends because we all work different shifts anyway.
You’ll need more cocaine more often for like months to give you the shakes like that.
I’m going with diner piss.
You got Cred!?
Like the Man who in buying an Ax of a Smith my neighbor, desired to have the whole of its Surface as bright as the Edge; the Smith consented to grind it bright for him if he would turn the Wheel. He turn’d while the Smith press’d the broad Face of the Ax hard & heavily on the Stone, which made the Turning of it very fatiguing. The Man came every now & then from the Wheel to see how the Work went on; and at length would take his Ax as it was without farther Grinding. No, says the Smith, Turn on, turn on; we shall have it bright by and by; as yet ’tis only speckled. Yes, says the Man; but—I think I like a speckled Ax best.
And I believe this may have been the Case with many who having for want of some such Means as I employ’d found the Difficulty of obtaining good, & breaking bad Habits, in other Points of Vice & Virtue, have given up the Struggle, & concluded that a speckled Ax was best.
Relevant portion. Previous stuff is the usual be more efficient and good.
It’s not the falling asleep, it’s them randomly running around the bed in the middle of the night. Hopping on, off, on the headboard, trying to lay on you…
People say they sleep well with them but sleep studies have shown you probably get worse sleep with them in the bed.
RIP employment agencies.
You’re more like the dude who’s telling someone with a bullet wound to head that they need to see the doctor while they’re at the hospital.
You’re dense huh?
Pretty sure he was talking about their gimp in a nothing but a collar but okay. I guess people just let their animals sleep in their beds too?
I mean who really needs uninterrupted sleep anyway?
Ah the classic.
Cold woman under blanket trying to snuggle hot man with no blanket while her cat wakes you up every night jumping around on the damn bed because he heard one of your rustle for 5 seconds.
Mostly depends on if you want to do shift work. If you do, easy in most places.