2000’s conservative: “Climate change isn’t real”.
2010’s conservative: “Climate change is real, but it’s not caused by human activity”.
2020’s conservative: “Climate change is caused by human activity, and IT’S THE LIBERALS AND THEIR HURRICANE MAKING SPACE LASERS”.
I love magic mushrooms, but the idea of tripping with my kids in the same house as me is a no go. I struggle to think of a worse thing to happen during a trip than a screaming toddler.