I think it’s a great idea. It might finally pry me off the reddit teat once and for all.

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On the other hand, I am a disabled adult who has never served or even been eligible for military service and yet I am still asked a handful of times a year 20 years after the last traumatic event I experienced if I have served, and with what branch. It’s not always a sure thing. Traumatized neurodivergent people get close enough to fool some.

I can feel my butthole unclenching already 🥲

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If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren’t actually funny