You will love the spyware bear.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

I think concerned ape fixed someone’s save before.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

Same energy as born again Christians trying to convert me from atheism.

“I used to be you!”

No, you were a slightly less annoying version of you. You don’t know me at all.

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

🎵Piracy is a service problem🎵

Literal toddler shit.

“We don’t have to bake a cake for gay people buuuuuttt you have to show my movie because I want iiiit!!!”

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Executives: “the people want Madame Web”

I looked him up.

“The best Tesla cybertruck influencer”

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Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

But it’s not good enough that I have opinion. You must have no opinion or I’m losing!